"'Doug's not like one of those posh guardian angels in the bible,' Gran used to say. 'He's invisible, he doesn't do violence and he's very busy, so if you need him you've got to ask.'
I'm asking you now, Doug."
Mitch needs help.
Everyone hates him, but he's got a plan that'll make him the most popular bloke in town.
If it doesn't kill him.
He hopes his guardian angel is listening.