YES / NO
Do you ignore health warnings and safety instructions whenever possible?
Do you ever play kiss chasey with girls (if you are a boy) or with boys (if you are a girl)?
Do you regularly engage in deadly battles with brothers, sisters and/or indestructible cyborg warriors?
Do you live on a planet that will one day be incinerated by an expanding start called the Sun?
Do you like fast-paced, high-action, high-body-count stories featuring mini-golf, lawn bowls and naked people in the nude?
SCORE: One point for each 'yes' answer
3-5 You are definitely DOOMED! You will love this book.
1-2 You are fairly DOOMED! You will love this book.
0 You are DOOMED, you just don't realise it.
Join Andy Griffiths at the World Premiere of THE DAY MY BUM WENT PSYCHO. After the play, Andy will be signing copies of the book for a limited time afterwards. Tickets available direct through Brisbane Arts Theatre.2:00 PM