The (Im)perfect Girlfriend

Lucy-Anne Holmes

$9.99

ISBN: 9781743032886

Format: Ebook

Pub Date: 01/10/2010

Category: Modern & Contemporary Fiction (Post C 1945)

Imprint: Macmillan

Price: $9.99

We kissed until it became necessary to stop so that we could breathe, by which time my lips were so swollen it looked like I'd been pleasuring a brillo pad. We grinned at each other again and I felt the urge to utter something brilliantly intellectual. 'Have I mentioned that I'm hopelessly in love with you?'

Actress Sarah Sargeant has finally landed the perfect boyfriend. But as she leaves London for LA, Sarah finds herself morphing from the perfect girlfriend, baby voicing 'i love you's, into a nutty one who throws phones and screams a lot. Where did it all go wrong? Was it the photo of a semi-naked ex-girlfriend doing a downward dog she found in her boyfriend's filofax? Or maybe it's the steamy sex scene she films with the handsomest man in the world, ever.

Laugh-out-loud funny and brutally honest, The (Im)Perfect Girlfriend is the story of one woman's search for her happy ever after. It is a novel that firmly establishes Lucy Anne Holmes as one of the best writers of romantic comedy today.

Author Information

Lucy-Anne Holmes is an actress living in London. This is her second book. Her first novel, 50 Ways to Find a Lover, had its genesis in Lucy's blog, www.spinstersquest.com, cataloguing her real-life love woes.

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